TEMARI IS A BAD GIRL, BECAUSE:
Example One: Temari carries a fake ID, so that she can drink. She is a very, very bad example for the younger nin.
Example Two: Temari has the hugest thighs in all existence. They have their own gravitational pull. And this is why they're never closed.
Example Three: Temari feels herself up when people aren't watching.
CHOUJI IS A GOOD GIRL, BECAUSE:
Example One: I do a mean Sexy-no-Jutsu.
Example Two: I'm cute and shy :D. Look. At. That. Ass. 'Nuff said.
So. Shikamaru. This is why you should date me, and not Temari.