I AM NOT A WHORE. NOR DO I BABYSIT THEM.

I don't know what you Konoha-losers are thinking, but I get big missions in Sunagakure. GOOD missions! The Kazekage doesn't think me a WHORE. I haven't had enough sex yet. The Godaime Hokage is a drunk moron bad mission-giver! I WAS GIVEN AN A-LEVEL MISSION WHEN I WAS STILL A GENIN.And that Sai looks like a ( Read more... )

Was going through the old family albums. Found some incriminating adorable photos of us and decided to scan them in, in case Gaara someone decides to burn/bury/otherwise destroy them.

( childhood photographs... )

I am tired of traveling between Sand and Konoha. Konoha is filled with a bunch of losers weirdos strange people. And I'm tired of of having to work with pineapple head. He turns me on annoys me.

Who gave me this job, anyway?

test.