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About You n Stuff
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first grade teacher’s name:
last person you kissed:
last song you sang:
last thing you laughed at:
what's in your cd player:
what you're doing tomorrow:
favorite band:
socks you're wearing:
what's under your bed:
current relationship status:
current clothes:
current hate:
current love:
current desktop picture:
current worry:
story behind your username:
fave place to be:
time you wake up in the am:
time you fall asleep at night:
instrument you play:
what would you want to play:
fave books:
where you want to go:
dream career:
scariest dream you've ever had:
random song lyrics:
random movie quote:
righty or lefty:
zodiac sign:
power animal:
innie or outie:
heritage:
shoes you wore today:
your hair:
your fears:
where you're ticklish:
the perfect pizza:
single or group dates:
dogs or cats:
Lipton, Nestea or Snapple:
do you smoke:
do you like coffee:
do you curse:
do you sing:
do you shower every day:
want to go to college:
want to get married:
health freak?:
get along with your parents:
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Which friend is most..
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like you:
likely to be rich:
likeable:
likely to work at the BK Lounge (Burger King) for the rest of their lives:
likely to be a model:
likely to be famous:
likely to do something crazy:
likely to be a lawyer:
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Future Survey
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After high school, do you plan on going to college?
If so, what major?
Do you want to get married?
Do you want kids?
If so, how many?
If not, would you be willing to adopt?
Where do you want to live?
What color would your house be?
Would you have any pets?
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YOUR FRIENDS:
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Best:
Naughtiest:
Longest (known the longest, perv):
Dearest:
Blondest:
Most Brunette:
Smartest:
Most likely to become a Model:
Most likely to become a hobo beggar:
Most likely to be Valedictorian:
Boy Craziest:
Most likely to make out in a car with her boyfriend:
Most likely to be a rap star:
Weirdest:
Creepiest:
Most Gross:
Most likely to keep a secret:
Most quiet:
Most “artistic”:
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TeLeViSiOn ShOwS
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Think of one that starts with every letter of the alphabet!
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If I Were…
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if i were a month i would be:
if i were a day of the week i would be:
if i were a time of day i would be:
if i were a planet i would be:
if i were a sea animal i would be:
if i were a piece of furniture:
if i were a sin i would be:
if i were a liquid i would be:
if i were a tree i would be:
if i were a flower/plant i would be:
if i were a kind of weather i would be:
if i were a musical instrument i would be:
if i were an animal i would be:
if i were a color i would be:
if i were a vegetable i would be:
if i were a sound i would be:
if i were a food i would be:
if i were a place i would be:
if i were a material i would be:
if i were a taste i would be:
if were a scent i would be:
if i were a word i would be:
if i were a body part i would be:
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My answers are below. I did a blank one because I luff you guys and I want you to fill it out. No excuses, huh? "But Amy, I don't wanna have to go delete all YOUR answers!" What bitch?
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About You n Stuff
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(Done while at work on Friday afternoon)
first grade teacher’s name: I had two… Mrs. Slover and Mrs. Biggio.
last person you kissed: Kissed-kissed? Like, with tongues? *grin* Last person I kissed was Ronnie this morning on my way to work, and the last person I tongue-wrassled with was Megan
last song you sang: The last song I sang was “We Belong Together” by Mariah Carey.. It just gets stuck in my head! And it’s semi-weird because I was singing it on my way out to the car to take my lunch break and when I started the car, it’s what was playing. *cue creepy music*
last thing you laughed at: This really funny thing that Kat sent me about wishing you could crawl into a hole and die… HILARIOUS. The little boy at Taco Bell…
what's in your cd player: God only knows, considering how often I use it. Probably a mixed CD.
what you're doing tomorrow: HA! NOTHING! Try and stop me.. Go ahead, I freaking DARE you. I am joining the “My First Day Off in a Week Shhhh” Witness Protection Relocation Program.
favorite band: Hmm.. Probably SoCo right now. It’s the only band I can think of that I would buy their CD.
socks your wearing: None. I really truly hate socks. And shoes for that matter, but.. I have to wear those to work. *siiiiiiiiiigh*
what's under your bed: Probably several pairs of shoes. That’s where Ronnie likes to keep his spare shoes. (Hello, closet?) And maybe some other random junk that’s gotten kicked under there.. I hate it to be cluttered under the bed with crap, but Ronnie doesn’t care.
current relationship status: Very, very, very much single. Seeing some people, but single! And don’t try to chain me down. Ugh. Amy is not ready to commit to a flavor of GUM, much less an entire person.
current clothes: Khaki slacks, a white short-sleeved button up top, and some black slip on shoes. It’s really queer. *gag* I can’t wait to get some new outfits and stop borrowing Stacia’s clothes.
current hate: Uhm, nothing really. Current annoyance would probably be my dad not knowing when he’s getting out of the hospital.
current love: My job. <333 Even though I don’t like having to wake up early and get dressed and be gone from my house all day long, I really like the job itself. And MOST of the people.
current desktop picture: At home, it’s a thing I drew in Paint. A big rainbow stretching across a black background, with the words, “It’s not who you love… It’s how.”
current worry: When I’m going to get my paycheck. I GOTS to get paid!
story behind your username: This one? It's a Simpsons quote. Figure it out.
(Done while at home on Saturday morning)
fave place to be: In my bed. I'm lazy, dammit!
time you wake up in the am: During the week I wake up at seven, and on my days off I wake up by nine. You'd think I'd sleep in or something. *shakes head* Nah uh.
time you fall asleep at night: I'm a damn old fogey.. Usually during the week I pass out around ten or eleven. Weekends, I maintain a party-down mentality and manage to stretch it until one, if I'm lucky.
instrument you play: Well, I used to be quite adept at the skin flute ;) but have since given that up... Actually, I'm passing fair on the piano. .. (Which means I have good .. fingering techniques.) Well, YOU didn't go there on your own, did you? If I have to send you to the perverted places in my mind, I will. And no maps, dammit! Maps are CHEATING!
what would you want to play: I always wanted to be "cool" and play like, drums or the guitar. The reality? I have absolutely shite rhythm and guitar strings make my fingertips say ow. :-(
fave books: Pornographic ones? Nah, that's not true. I like other stuff as well! Liiiiike.. Stephen Frey, Aldous Huxley, the Kingmeister (Stephen King and I are like this), Dave Barry <3333.. And anything else where people die.. Or discover big life truths. And Calvin and Hobbes. And books about history.
where you want to go: I want to go to Chicago again. That was fun. And pretty much all of Europe, especially Greece and Amsterdam. And Japan, hardcore, after seeing Kill Bill and The Grudge. And uhm, New York City! *loudly hums New York, New Yooooooooooork*
dream career: Right now? My dream career would be to be a criminal psychologist. Something where I could work with the next Hannibal Lecter to learn what makes him tick. Buuuuuut.. Everyone tells me that if I were to receive training in the fields of the mind, I'd be more likely to BECOME Hannibal Lecter. I think it's because I can make the sippp sssssippp ssssssip noise that he makes.
scariest dream you've ever had: Oh wow, I have two. The first one is this recurring nightmare I had when I was a kid that I was locked in an ancient temple with one other person (influence: Legends of the Hidden Temple) and that we had to find a key to get out, but every time you picked the key up and started running with it, a ghost tried to kill you (influence: Super Mario) and I would always get the key right to the exit and be running down this narrow tunnel and be trying to fit the key into the lock and I'd turn around and see this white light rushing at me and I'd scream and wake up. The second dream was this one I had where.. Okay, actually, I think I'm going to write it out as an entry later. It was a really LOOOONG dream that I still remember photographically and this is just a survey.
random song lyrics: "Listen, baby, I'm sorry.. Just wawnna tell you don't worry.. I will be late, don't stay up and wait for me.. I said again, you're dropping out.. My battery is low.. Just so you know... We're going to a place nearby.. Gotta go!" ... Don't ask. It's a Hit Clips thing. Remember those?
random movie quote: "That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good." - Vince Vega
righty or lefty: Righty.
zodiac sign: Libra.
power animal: Gerrrowl, baby... I think mine would have to be something feline. I think mine's a Liger. They're beautiful, and huge, and fierce looking.. but very loving. <3 That's me! *grin*
innie or outie: Innie and outie and back innie again! >.< I have an innie.
heritage: Scot-Irish, German, and Greek. You would think I'd be screwed as far as alcohol was concerned, but I'm not that much of a drinker. I have had a couple tonight, but I'm drinking Mudslides and White Russians. YOU try to say no to White Russians. They haff veys of making you talk.
shoes you wore today: I actually don't think I put a pair of shoes on all day. I have to wear these God awful uncomfortable shoes at work (closed toe IS God awful) and so anytime I am AWAY from work, my feet want to BREATHE.
your hair: Uhm, is about to get died a deep red color. I hope it looks good. I should take pictures.
your fears: Zombies. *shudders* And that little girl from The Grudge. Commitment. *grin* "A three letter word for 'fear of commitment' is 'Amy'!" - Tasha
where you're ticklish: Between my toes and on my butt.
the perfect pizza: Chicago deep dish pizza. *drools* Soooo much cheese.. My colon almost died that night, I think, but it was worth it.
single or group dates: Group dates. Unless I really like the person, then I want to be alone with them. Or if I'm horny.
dogs or cats: Cats, obviously.. You can tell when cats are happy you're around, they don't slobber on you, and they fit neatly into your lap.
Lipton, Nestea or Snapple: I think we drink Lipton, but I'm not sure. And I'm WAY too lazy to go look.
do you smoke: Heck yes I do.
do you like coffee: Noo.. I love the smell of coffee, but the taste is way too bitter for me. I add so much sugar and shit that I might as well be drinking a milkshake.
do you curse: Uhm.. If you don't know this by now, you .. There is no help for you.
do you sing: Very, very poorly, but aye. I would love it if someone put me on that show where they spy on you in the car singing.
do you shower every day: Or every other day. Dry skin.
want to go to college: Yes, I do. I like learning.
want to get married: .... Uhm, maybe. Can I have an open marriage? Or.. what do they call it when you can be married to more than one person? A polygamist. Can I be that?
health freak?: *lights a cigarette* What sorry.. Didn't hear ya over the click of the lighter. Hang on, I gotta get a drink. *grabs a beer* Now what? Healthy? What's that? No.. no.
get along with your parents: Not really.. It's hard to relate to fifty year old men who act like five year old boys.
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Which friend is most..
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like you: Probably Tasha. In a lot of ways we're different, but the small idiosyncracies match up so well that you can't help but wonder if Tasha .. is copying me, the bitch.
likely to be rich: Tasha, again. She's in MEDICAL SCHOOL. Geez.
likeable: Probably Jaimie. Everyone that meets Jaimie loves her. Hence her being the cult leader. It's all about personality.
likely to work at the BK Lounge (Burger King) for the rest of their lives: *shrug* Everyone I know that would work at BK already has (don't you like my evasiveness?!) so... NEXT!
likely to be a model: Well I'm almost positive that Brandon vogues in his bathroom mirror, and Kate has the "model face," but I Dunno...
likely to be famous:
likely to do something crazy:
likely to be a lawyer:
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Future Survey
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After high school, do you plan on going to college?
If so, what major?
Do you want to get married?
Do you want kids?
If so, how many?
If not, would you be willing to adopt?
Where do you want to live?
What color would your house be?
Would you have any pets?
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YOUR FRIENDS:
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Best:
Naughtiest:
Longest (known the longest, perv):
Dearest:
Blondest:
Most Brunette:
Smartest:
Most likely to become a Model:
Most likely to become a hobo beggar:
Most likely to be Valedictorian:
Boy Craziest:
Most likely to make out in a car with her boyfriend:
Most likely to be a rap star:
Weirdest:
Creepiest:
Most Gross:
Most likely to keep a secret:
Most quiet:
Most “artistic”:
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TeLeViSiOn ShOwS
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Think of one that starts with every letter of the alphabet!
A: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
B: Bewitched
C: CSI
D: Daily Show
E: Emeril
F: Family Guy
G: Golden Girls
H: Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi
I: Inspector Gadget
J: Jackass
K: Kids in the Hall
L: Land of the Lost
M: Married... With Children
N: Newsradio
O: Outer Limits
P: Pimp My Ride
Q: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (there was a marathon on Bravo last weekend)
R: Reno 911
S: Simpsons
T: Tom Goes to the Mayor
U: Undergrads
V: Venture Brothers
W: Whose Line Is It Anyway?
X: X-Men
Y: You Can't Do That On Television
Z: Zorro
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If I Were…
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if i were a month i would be: October, probably.. A touch frosty, a touch dark, and I run around a lot scaring little kids and throwing candy at them.
if i were a day of the week i would be: I would be Saturday. There are more songs with Saturday in the title than any other song.
if i were a time of day i would be: Eleven am.
if i were a planet i would be: Do you even have to ask? Come ON. URANUS?!
if i were a sea animal i would be: A dolphin.
if i were a piece of furniture i would be: I think I would be a hutch. I just like the sound of that word so much... Hutch hutch hutchety hutch hutch!
if i were a sin i would be: Probably lust or envy. Isn't it great how those two are essentially the same thing?
if i were a liquid i would be: That sour candy spray that you can buy at gas stations.
if i were a tree i would be: A pear tree, so that at Christmas I could have partridges in my branches. Their bus was cool. ^.^
if i were a flower/plant i would be: Poison oak that has disguised itself as temporary toilet paper.
if i were a kind of weather i would be: The eye of the hurricane. Can you tell I'm tired of doing the survey by now?
if i were a musical instrument i would be: A kazoo.
if i were an animal i would be: Those parasites that cling onto the sides of whales.
if i were a color i would be: The color you get when all the watercolors get mixed together in the tray.
if i were a vegetable i would be: One that got hit by a car. *zing* No, I'd be like, an ear of corn.
if i were a sound i would be: The sound of someone running repeatedly into a brick wall. ^.^
if i were a food i would be: Potato chips made with Olestra.
if i were a place i would be: A dumpster outside the mall of America.
if i were a material i would be: Really silky polyester pants.
if i were a taste i would be: The taste of fresh squeezed orange juice.
if were a scent i would be: a country flower.
if i were a word i would be: Fucker.
if i were a body part i would be: Richard Simmon's left pinky toe.