I want to blank Emily in the blank.

[poemilee]

Bleh, I am excruciatingly bored. Entertain me, lovlies! Please? Aaaall the kiiids are dooooing iiiit. I won't tell your mom

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YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME

[bekkle]

Emily needs SOMEBODY-TO-LOO-OVE (that's queen)
Without Emily, I am nothing..
The worst thing about Emily is _her FAT ASS_.
The best thing about Emily is _her FAT ASS_.
I think Emily should back it up.
If I could spend the day with Emily, I'd _take her to a themepark, buy her pasta, bake her a cake, walk her home.
If I could be Emily for a day, I'd probably not take advantage of the opportunity.
I want to give Emily a hemorroid.

Re: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME

[poemilee]

::DIESDIESDIES::

You're so lovely, Becks. And you know you want this fine fat ass of mine. :-*

[cutesybuttons15]

I _loveheartwanttosexup____ Emily.
Emily is __a stone cold fox___.
Emily needs __me to be all up ons her____.
I want to __scrump___with Emily.
Emily can ___like my face___.
Someday Emily will ___be mine!!____.
Emily reminds me of ___good sex____.
Without Emily, ____I would die_____.
Emily can be ___sexable____.
Emily is always __orgasmic_____.
The worst thing about Emily is ___nothing_____.
The best thing about Emily is ___emily_____.
I think Emily should ____do me_____.
Right now, I bet Emily is thinking about ___doing me____.
If I could spend the day with Emily, I'd _____srump her all to peices_______.
Emily is the ____sexiest sex bit_____.
If I could be Emily for a day, I'd __touch myself____.
I want to give Emily a ___blowjob_____.
The song __bitches and hos___ by __ben folds___ reminds me of Emily.

[poemilee]

I am the kinkiest, dirtiest, filthiest whore in these here parts. That's why you USE me so! =p

[teenageriot785]

I ::clingmurrmurrmurrorgasmmurr:: Emily.
Emily is tres sexay.
Emily needs to see me before I move.
I want to get naked with Emily.
Emily can jump my bones.
Someday Emily will realize all the beauty and potential she possesses.
Emily reminds me of a little bird.
Without Emily, my life would be incomplete.
Emily can be the best listener in the world.
Emily is always hilarious to talk to.
The worst thing about Emily is she has a habit of being really sad.
The best thing about Emily is she hangs with a loser like me.
I think Emily should move to Morgantown!
Right now, I bet Emily is thinking about what a 'tard I am.
If I could spend the day with Emily, I'd let her get me into a free movie with her boobies job perks.
Emily is the coolest.
If I could be Emily for a day, I'd dance around and play with my awesomely cute hair.
I want to give Emily a ...blowjob?
The song Love Lift Us Up Where We Belong by Lou Garrett Jr. reminds me of Emily.

Teehee. Full of innuendos.

[poemilee]

Aww, Meg! ::huggle:: I want to give you a blowjob, too. ^^;

[teenageriot785]

::huggles:: That's so sweet.

[lord_sasquatch]

I fux0red Emily.
Emily is on her period.
Emily needs pads.
I want to buy pads with Emily.
Emily can pay for her own pads, though.
Someday Emily will switch to tampons.
Emily reminds me of when I need to shut up, such as now.
Without Emily, I would still be a virgin.
Emily can be highly sexy.
Emily is always needing someone to pick her up from work.
The worst thing about Emily is nothing.
The best thing about Emily is everything.
I think Emily should have a show about how sexy she is.
Right now, I bet Emily is thinking about me filling this out with "Your Mom" in every blank.
If I could spend the day with Emily, I'd take her to Taco Bell and then do her.
Emily is the SHIT.
If I could be Emily for a day, I'd stare at myself naked in the mirror and then fondle myself periodically.
I want to give Emily a spicy chicken burrito with no tomatoes and a cheesy fiest potato thingy.
The song "Killing Floor by Howlin' Wolf reminds me of Emily.

[poemilee]

As insane as it sounds, that was actually quite sweet. In your own little psychotic way. :-*

[jennvix]

I ADORE Emily.
Emily is BEAUTIFUL.
Emily needs TO HANG OUT WITH ME, AND ALAN RICKMAN ONE DAY.
I want to ROCK OUT with Emily.
Emily can SAY SOME PRETTY INTERESTING THINGS.
Someday Emily will RULE YOU PATHETIC WANKERS.
Emily reminds me of THE BEST FRIEND I'VE YET TO MEET.
Without Emily, THE WORLD WOULD BE DULL.
Emily can be INCREDIBLY FUNNY.
Emily is always REAL.
The worst thing about Emily is THAT SHE IS SOMETIMES INSECURE.
The best thing about Emily is HER TASTE IN EVERYTHING, AND HER INCREDIBLE HONESTY.
I think Emily should NOT WORRY SO MUCH.
Right now, I bet Emily is thinking about RICKMAN.
If I could spend the day with Emily, I'd ENJOY BEING WITH HER VERY MUCH.
Emily is DA BOMB!
If I could be Emily for a day, I'd NOT BE SO DOWN ON MYSELF.
I want to give Emily a REALLY BIG HUG.
The song CLOCKS by COLDPLAY reminds me of Emily.

[poemilee]

Aww, Jen! That means so much to me! ::HUG::

You are one of the greatest people I have ever had the GOOD FORTUNE of meeting. I mean that wholeheartedly.

Next on the list: Alan Rickman. ^^;