"Your story makes my heart heavy, and my prostate weak. My bladder is full to bursting.."

[poemilee]

..yes, I know I don't have a prostate.

I could be wrong, but I don't think one of the side effects to my medicine is abnormal heartbeat. My chest feels rather heavy. At times it takes a couple moments to catch my breath, and it's one of the main reasons why I've been having trouble falling asleep as of late. I mean, I'll eventually fall asleep,

Comments

[cutesybuttons15]

That movie makes me unrinate with joy.

Badong.

[poemilee]

I've been known to cream my pants due to its sheer brilliance.

[teenageriot785]

Soon to be the chinchilla, the legend: REXORDE!

[bahnecrophilia]

I actually call myself Rexorde yo. It's oddly scary and sinfully humorous at the same time.

Rexorde Out