Jesus tapdancing Christ, if I hear another person utter the words "It'll get better" one more fucking time, I think I'll do harm to myself or somebody else. ::twitch
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Man, the last time I beat the shit out of you and watched you writhe in pain while chocking on your own blood, and then dismembered you, set you on fire, and pissed on your ashes, you totally got all ticked off and punched me in the ovaries and said I didn't kill you right.
::sigh:: If you PROMISE not to do it again, we'll give it another try.
Gah, all right, all right. But god dammit, Meg, next time you try killing me, don't be singing fucking showtunes. I kind of takes away from the whole torturing experience. NOT TO MENTION YOU PISSED ON ME THEN YOU SET ME ON FIRE. Get it right, geeze.
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::sigh:: If you PROMISE not to do it again, we'll give it another try.
In other news, stop it.
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What's wrong? Tell me more.
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