Sorry Ladies and germs

[poet3]

This is the LJ post I will ever make.
I just don't have the time to have quasi-acquantances anymore.
I love you all and you are all invited to my house-warming party in August.
My social secretary (when I get one) will be in touch.

Comments

[anonymous]

Thank God.

wow

[poet3]

that's unnessary. you could at least be honest and tell me who you are. since I consider everyone on lj my friend, and since I don't who this is, I now have no clue who this mysterious person who I think is my friend but is actually an asshole.

and if it's anh
grow-up

[anonymous]

maybe if you didnt smell like farts and gasoline i would reveal my identity.

so what if its me?

Re: wow

[anonymous]

My name's John. There, now you know! I wasn't the person that made the fart comment - that was uncalled for. None the less, I truly believe that my comment was not unnessary. Rather, it was extremely ssary. I hope you agree.

Nice to meet you,
John