My office uses Mozilla Thunderbolt instead of MS Outlook!!! How refreshingly odd 
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If you haven't yet seen the full transcript of new interim Newcastle United manager Joe Kinnear to British sports journalists, here is the (now not-so-new) full transcript of his foul-mouthed tirade. It's so horrific, it's funny. Oh, and I love the way Simon Bird answers "Thank you" after being called a cunt. Class! Apologies for the language, ( Read more... )

About a month ago I received the most pleasant of surprises when an Editor I work with (a really groovy and wonderful lady named CLARE KENT) gave me a nice little hamper, all the way from Australia! Of course, being the chowhound that I was I decided to eat the gift before I actually blogged about it. Still, I did drop a "thank you!" e-mail to ( Read more... )

I didn't want to have the word "penis" in my title, okay? -__-

In KL thus begins our story,

A tale of a moron and his butt-naked folly,

He should be thankful he's not bruised, broken or bloody,

For those that emerge unscathed from this sort of thing are usually not many.

Called up to the UM Medical Centre the firemen were,

A most unusual ( Read more... )

They came to the picturesque town of Edinburgh,

The rats of the sea, they called 'em,

But now they've got the residents going "URGH!",

Because all they have brought is mayhem.

Seagulls have got the Scots all uptight,

And it ain't just because of their terrible shite.

"Aggressive urban seagulls", is the term that they use,

These buggers have bad ( Read more... )

No, I'm not in love. I just couldn't sleep -________-

Love is...

...convincing yourself that you're really special, only to discover that you're not as special as she is.

...discovering that she makes you really really happy, yet makes you really really upset, at the same time but in a good way.

...looking at each other by accident, saying "What ( Read more... )

When it all falls down,

And you're hitting the ground,

When you've given your best,

But just can't pass the test.

It's frustrating indeed,

Enough to make you cry,

But in your darkest moment of need,

You try and you try...and you try.

When you find out who you really are,

Acceptance won't be very far,

You should never change just 'cause someone ( Read more... )

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SPUD

Single Person Urban Dwelling

Meaning: The new generation of dudes and dudettes who do not engage in relationships and remain unmarried, preferring to focus on their careers or themselves instead.

Well...just call me Mr Potato! :D

Short note: On 7 April 2008, my grandmother passed away. I miss you, Atuk.

Dad and Mom are still away in Mecca doing their Umrah(think of it as a pre-visit of Mecca before performing the Haj) and are due back tomorrow. Interestingly, Dad conveyed this interesting story to my brother yesterday night. This was their fourth day of Umrah, if memory ( Read more... )