The kind of stuff might make you chop off your own wiener. Someone was running from the PoPo last night and I guess decided that he’d run around my neighborhood to evade. The dog was going nuts, barking at cops and the dogs that cops walk around to find the shitbag, so I went out and loaded up the 12-guage. “We have to defend this house” - thank ( Read more... )

Goes on and on, fucker. Seriously…I’d rant all fucking night long if you were listening. Fuck it. I was just thinking about an old douchbag of a friend I had a few years back and realized that my strong personality carried so many fucking bitches through their shy formidable years it makes me fucking sick…and not just throw up a little in the ( Read more... )

Can you say Mohawk? Can you say matching Mohawk on my testicals? I think so.

I am back...I am pissed...I am the fucking first pick mother fucking every time from now on you piss ant bitches....just ask Ron II - who won in the ky jelly pool of slime football challenge...the five total nipples of travis and matt, that is who. And how..with fucking defense! don't blame robyn...she clearly out played your ass that day ( Read more... )

That movie was a waste of my time and my money, and my boner. Seriously…so fucking unfocused you’d have to stop her from giving you head just in order to pay the fuck attention to what the flying fucking panda bear ass fuck is going on. What a crap ending…what a crap story, what craptastic effects, what a fuck bag of a squatting douche of a fart ( Read more... )

I will steel an iPod or rape someone with an iPod during one of my fUCKpOD sessions in order to more readily have an iPod. However, in the event that I purchase an iPod (ha! Likely not to happen because of the outrageous price not to mention I’ve got two fucking car payments (yes, two bitches) and not to mention the Loaf eating me out of all my ( Read more... )

I know you have all been waiting for this post. I can safely say that I jacked off today and wiped the spooge off with the Flag of the of those fairy fag fucking brits from across the way. I put on my three pointed hat at work. I had my sheep skin black powder bag and my ammo pouch and my muzzle loader slung over my shoulder. I lowered the ( Read more... )

In a row. Who’s ass did I fuck in order to accomplish this act of greatness (Robert fucking Robert, I love being the boss)? Seriously, I’m taking the jeep for some puddle jumping and the sort and then it is on to some revenge that I’ve been putting off, but now that I have some spare time, might as well ruin someone’s day. To think, this type of ( Read more... )

Your Deadly SinsWrath: 100%Greed: 40%Pride: 40%Envy: 20%Lust: 20%Sloth: 20%Gluttony: 0%Chance You'll Go to Hell: 34%You will die in prison, in a puddle of your own blood.
How Sinful Are You?

It is with deep regret that I report on a close friend. Her father passed away today. “This might just be the saddest day I’ve known” - Thank you Sparta. Burring your parents is an unbearable task that I can only imagine is met with the worst possible thoughts. I can only hope that she finds the strength to manage these difficult months ahead ( Read more... )