And all, and all. Housing assistance, food assistance, rent assistance, job placement assistance, gas assistance, grass assistance (that’s only if you can keep your lips off your shit (how we lift up the struggling dealers (they have no other choice (yeah, right, and my misery yields to the beauty in things))). I have assistance for you; get a ( Read more... )

What a waste…thank you Cincinnati for being a complete waste of my time and my evening. I was better off shoving peanut butter into my rectum so that at least the dog could have a little fun. My anus didn’t get worked as much as this crap pot of stink did. Seriously, Dunn…if you don’t plan on having any potential of laying lumber to the ball ( Read more... )

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Well, that was an interesting night, to say the least - I could say more but I might have to hose myself off in the backyard again ( Read more... )

Productivity…that is the name of the game. So, broken down in an order without chronology, importance, or design ( Read more... )

That there was this man who would go jogging everyday, tripping over his dog as he went. While he was jogging he had his fUCKpOD on his arm pumping directly into his brain images of semi violent sexual encounters. He’s the kind of guy that might cut your grass for you while you are away on vacation. He’d pick up your mail and keep it separated ( Read more... )

That’s right, it is time to pillage all his belongings whilest hest awayth….can’t stand that redcoat hippy language….let’s fucking jack his shit, blow smoke and high tail it up town to peddle it for coke and pussy. Kidding, kidding. I only sell my own shit for pussy and coke. Ha! Man, if you could see your faces. Watch out grapes…the vine ( Read more... )

Cheers to all those illegal aliens who beat back the Frenchies on May 5th. I would have drank Mexicano cervecas but I’m watching my intake in order to lower my poundage so instead I got super fucked up on diet dr. pepper and Captain Morgans followed by Jaeger. MMMMM….Jaeger. “Oh Captain my Captain” - Thank You Whitman ( Read more... )

Fuck it all, for all it's worth - Thank you Pantera ( Read more... )

About this bleeding sore on my asshole - seriously, if I have some weird ass eating flesh disease because of The Marine’s sand fleas I am going to go redcoat on someone’s ass.