The Zeigler Files

[poetic_soldier]

So im sitting at work and crying im laughing so hard. My NCO is telling a couple female Sergeants i live with all the stupid hilarious things that have happened to me since weve been out here. He calls them the "Zeigler Files" So- I thought- id share the humor that is my life with you all

Comments

[pixi_kitten]

i seriously just choked on this juice i was trying to drink! i coughed for like 10 minutes and turned all red and couldnt breathe, but i was still laughing so it was just getting worse!

that was awesome.

[pixi_kitten]

that is- because i was laughing so hard at these stories. im an idiot.

and its more of a 'funny after the fact' thing... nothing disgusting really happens to me *knocks on wood*
but i tend to fall down constantly. if there are stairs, flat ground, snow, a pebble, a junebug. i fall.

[poetic_soldier]

lol im happy to know i made me you choke on your juice :] See if i were there actually telling you these stories in person- thats the type of thing that would make me laugh really hard and probably start choking on my juice too. I love having laughing attacks with people but most of all my Mom. I meann ill laugh like im geekin out stoned with my mom to the point i feel like im gonna suffocate and die if i dont stop.. or at least pass out. Did ya know that children laugh an average of 146 times a day and adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day? I dont think my stats have changed much since ive "grown up"... I laugh all the time even when im all alone- i guess i must amuse myself. How bout you- you gettin enough laughter in your life?

[pixi_kitten]

i think i laugh more than most- i have a habit of laughing after almost everything i say- i dont know if its a nervous thing or not- i never even notice that i do it... other people point it out

[weetziebat]

awww! This entry is so cute! Jeez, you must have a stomach of steel. I could stomach have of that.

hope you somehow get the night off anyway ♥

[weetziebat]

way to type an entry after 3 glasses of wine. What I meant to say was "I could never have stomached half of that". go me ;)

[poetic_soldier]

Aww. haha. You know whats funny? Before i even read your other comment to correct yourself i thought in my head "i bet she had a few drinks in her when she wrote that".. cuz you like never make a typo. haha. and i think thatssss the cuteness. i definetely didnt get the night off- they made me stay late in fact. Hope your doin well :]

[weetziebat]

haha! yeah, i'm smooth like that ;) I'm sorry to hear they made you stay late! They don't fool around there, do they? I'm doing well.. feelin a little static, the season can be so suffocating, but looking to shake my way out of it. (Not that i should be complainin <3)

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[ultimate_elmo]

lol mayn. those stories (some i've heard) where hilarious. well cuz it happened to u not me... completly discusting.
lol
i'll give u props.. i probably wouldn't be here today if i went through those.. probably would be locked up cuz i'm a situational germ freak.
your name is Deuce because your the SHIT mayn...
lol

I got one!

[anonymous]

Remember the time we were gonna to to Nexus for some lame teen-dance, nightstorm-like thing? and it ended up being the wrong night, so we brought a buncha people over to your place and drank n drank n drank.... now flashback to a few days before when we were in cedar rapids n we drove past a gigantic spongebob blanket and we were freaking out cuz it was $40 but of course, you HAD to have it.... now back to the party... we were drinking, and nicole passed out in your bed... and pissed all over your blanket. and YOU were the one who had to clean it up and change the poor girl's pants... HAHAHAHAHA :] wow, you do get into shitty situations. ;)