Things I Learned From Spam

[poeticalpanther]

Apparently, I'm wildly popular with the aristocracy. I just received an e-mail from a "dating site" that assures me I have 7 messages waiting from Ladies.

Also, à propos de rien, I think I'm naming my next Rock Band "Radio-Controlled Spock".

Brain and brain! What is brain?!?!

Comments

[aisb23]

Don't date anyone below the rank of Countess, that's my recommendation. :)

[poeticalpanther]

Rankist!

[aisb23]

Hey a countess wasn't good enough for Franz Ferdinand, so compared to the Hapsburgs I'm being incredibly reasonable. :)

[greene_man]

It could have said "You have 7 messages from Aliens".