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[poeticklish]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jess!

1. You share your birthday with Jess.
2. Finding Jess on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
3. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Jess for the rest of the day.
4. Contrary to popular belief, Jess is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually

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[davethegoat]

I don't think I've ever seen this beak of yours.