Recap of 365 days that I'll never get back

[poetofthedarned]

In 2005 I

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[nick_ballering]

Hold up, you kissed another man yet you were too homophobic to try my shake from Culvers?

When did you almost die, and when did you run a mile, and were they at the same time? (Just kidding)

[poetofthedarned]

I'm not homophobic, Nick. Just because I didn't want to pretend to fellate you does not mean that I'm homophobic. I've run a mile numerous times, and I almost died at Philmont, because if I had fallen two feet farther, I would have fallen down the entire mountainside.