Fortune Cookies

[pogo_stickin]

My two friends Chelsea and Adam are getting married this summer, and my bester friend Lindsey is throwing a bridal shower, and she is making customized fortune cookies. She wants me to help write the fortunes, here is what I have so far, please post any ideas you may have

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[madetofade]

Some of these are, not even kidding, really super funny.

[pogo_stickin]

thanks, I stole though, "marriage is punishment..." and " If you blow chunks..." are both from Wayne's World. And "Help! I'm enslaved..." is from a website.

Were those the funny ones?

ps. thursday night line-up?

[madetofade]

I recognized the WW ones.

"Has anyone considered the fact that Adam is, like, a lot bigger than Chelsea?"

"I bet she will hyphenate, I would"

"Don't say anything, but...she's showing"

were the ones i liked.

PS yes.

[youngmolliemae]

these are the exact ones I liked.

....a lot.

[idea_boy]

"This fortune sucks"

"Surprise! You have dysentery"

"Random bit of wisdom"

"Looks like they skimped on dessert"

"Is this thing over yet?"

"You will eat a fortune cookie in the near future"

[pogo_stickin]

hahaha, awesome, I will forward those along.

[katbaggins]

These are freaking hysterical!

I don't know your friends, so I'm envisioning some of mine in their places...

"Who else bought her champagne flutes?"

"I bet they name their kids Madison and Taylor."

"Marriage: The first step towards yuppiedom."

"Now they're more successful and happier than us. Great."

"How soon till they start throwing dinner parties?"

"Chelsea and Adam sitting in a tree..."

I apologize for the unfunnyness of that last one - it's the end of the day and my brain is officially gone.