My cat is awesome

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I was at Pat's all day long yesterday. Kittie and I went to Cindies trying to find sexy somethings to play with. We found nothing of interest that was anywhere near affordable. My friend Jillian works there and suggested 2 porn shops that we should go to but I wasn't in the mood so we went back to Pat's. I felt dizzy and fuzzy when I dragged myself ( Read more... )

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I've been reading the source for all of this dream symbolism to see if EVERYTHING there has to do with relationships because that seems to be EVERY fucking result I come up with, but no. "business, death, unfavorable turn of events." were all results. if they're at all correct I'm really stressed out about my relationship. WOW FUCKING BRILLIANT. ( Read more... )

I had a dream last night that I cut off about 2 feet of my hair. It was curly and shiny and healthy and short and cute. I looked up what that's supposed to mean on dreammoods.com:

To see hair in your dream, signifies sexual virility, seduction, sensuality, vanity, and health. It is indicative of your attitudes. If your hair is knotted or tangled, ( Read more... )

Jon has his son all weekend cause Daniels mom is going to party in San Antonio. This is sort of lame on many levels, mainly he told me not to come over because he's just going to be sitting at his apartment watching TV with him and other similar fun things. I haven't decided whether or not I will stay away. I would love to go out drinking this ( Read more... )

Dear CVS corperation and all other concerned parties,

I regret to inform you that you fucking suck.  This is my two week notice.  Unfortunately my duration of employment with you has been less than pleasant; I vomitted and cried twice at work after I arrived 4 hours early to cover a coworkers shift and was not allowed to leave until 10 P.M ( Read more... )

I don't know what I can write about my party. I never could have imagined I would have this good of a birthday. I didn't think it was possible. I ended up with closer to 50 birthday cards...I got totally sloshed. I got to yell at someone I've been wanting to yell at. Jon got to yell at someone he's been wanting to yell at. Me and anna had a blast ( Read more... )

Everything went swimmingly until alcohol made a boy say things and try to do things that were unsettling  and then try them again. and again. and wouldn't hear me say "cut it out". I hope he's more clearheaded today, for my sake and his. Meanwhile I broke my shitty birthday curse! WOOT! take that, Kyle! ha...

awesome. I can't wait till Saturday. I ( Read more... )

It's my birthday today.
I feel like Eeyore
thanks fer noticin' me