Off to see Velvet Revolver tonight..... for FREE.
Yay. Go me.

I wonder how many people got a similar email to mine and erased it as spam. We are so cynical these days of anything that says “You’re a winner!”, (with or without exclamation marks) that it wasn’t until today, and I got my sweaty mitts on the actual tickets, that I believed it was kosher ( Read more... )

I appear to be better balanced than I thought I was...

DisorderRatingParanoid:LowSchizoid:LowSchizotypal:LowAntisocial:LowBorderline:LowHistrionic:ModerateNarcissistic:LowAvoidant:LowDependent:LowObsessive-Compulsive:Low
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Bizarre Snippet of the day.
Brittany Ferries was set up by a group of French Farmers in 1972, so that they could more easily sell us their cauliflowers.

Thankyou for your attention.

I have in front of me a well known brand of cold & flu symptom reliever, in new Wild Berry, Hot Orange and Aspartame flavour. Fortunately it pretty much does what it says on the box, which is it relieves the symptoms of Headache, Fever, Blocked Nose, Aches & Pains and Sore Throat. This is very handy as currently I appear to be suffering from the ( Read more... )

Just had a delightful doorstep meeting with a nice chap from a “Professional Security” company. It amused me.

After introducing himself he started with:
Him: We offer Fire Extinguisher testing...
Me:    We have a contract in place, ours are tested yearly.
Him: We do PAT testing
Me:    I do PAT testing
Him: Well, at least it’s not raining...

A quiz where you answer every question in one word.
Easy to complete, easy to read. Everyone wins!

1. Where is your mobile phone?             Goat
2. Describe your boyfriend/girlfriend?        Sexy
3. Your hair?                  Where?
4. Your mother?             Memories
5. Your father?               Reminiscences
6. Your favourite item?                ( Read more... )

With all the many and varied tomato strains available, why is it that all tinned tomatos are plum tomatos?

My longest beard whisker has fallen out.
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hApPy BiRtHdAy
Mr AlTeReD!!

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