the other day brian made egg salad that tasted like it was like mcdonalds egg salad. it tasted like a mcdonalds hamburger and it was amazing. if you want to recipe i can follow up with that information. its very remarkable and easy ( Read more... )

last night rainy wind blew through the trees all damp and it smelled like florida. today i am 25.

some noteable people that share my birthday:

Buddah (sorta), Katharine Hepburn, Joseph Beuys, Frank Stella, Sofia Coppola, Bruce McCulloch and WALT!

oh my jeans are so tight that my legs are throbbing. is that weird? oh my circulation in exchange for fashion. perhaps if i lost half an inch off of these thighs of mine i could not increase my risk of getting bloodclots in my legs due to denim. hey speaking of losing inches you should all check out my old friend steve's journal. add him. he will ( Read more... )

well i am sick again so all i want to do with my day is stay indoors and chew on glasses of 'lots of pulp' orange juice ( Read more... )

one of the greatest regrets i have in my recent memory may be that i didnt scream "RICK RICK RICK!!" at horatio sanz after my 4th drink at alligator lounge. i was too starstruck.

the other day i smashed open on a porcelain sinktop my most prized beauty product. encased in a frosted glass vial was a lip stain that reminded me of a small bottle of poison and i could apply it to any region on my face and it made me look like ive been smudging myself with a magic marker. it also reminded me of an anecdote my grandmother told me ( Read more... )

melting ice cream.

bcat has rare gems sometimes, like the bushwick backroom strip shows ("show us your CHOACH!") or that show that has like karaoke style reimagined music videos done with awful video quality and lighting and some show called L.Y.F.E. S.U.X. that i have yet to be able to sit still enough to watch. well today was no exception showing what i think might ( Read more... )

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its 4 am and im up and drinking caffeinated sugar alcohol beverage alone in the dark. i want to have a renaissance period. i cant even get strings of sentences out right or three lines drawn together to make an image, or frames strung together to make something move or steps in a row to get anywhere. im not sure when the statute of limitations runs ( Read more... )