(Untitled)

[pointnoreturn]

Band Gods

Conductor:
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a locomotive
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Gives policy to god

Trombone player:
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a switch engine
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on water if sea is calm
Talks with god

Oboist:

Comments

[jmy_zmy]

Male Bassoonist:
Contemplates necessity of building
Contemplates necessity of train
Contemplates necessity of speed and or bullets
Contemplates necessity of water
Think's he's a lesser superhero

Female Bassoonist
Fights with building as to why she's better
Makes train go around because she's more important that it
Stops bullet and makes it feel ashamed for traveling in her direction with the intent of harm
Thinks water is threatening her position.
Tells god she's doing the best she can and that it's god's fault she's not better

I know these arn't as awesome, but we've had conversations about almost all these topics in studio and most of these facts tend to hold true.

[pointnoreturn]

quite realistic! i agree completely. not quite as amusing...but it works. i swear my fave on there has to be the saxophone one...just cause it's so fucking true!!!!

mass <3.
call me...we should hang out soon.

[jmy_zmy]

Yeah... we should... I just need to be done with my job, then i can have freinds again
so once we hit august maybe!