I forgot how much I <3 my keychains

[pointyearedchic]

1. Please don't talk to my breasts. You won't be meeting them.
2. If you want to conrol someone, sleep with your remote.
3. I always chose chocolate over men-always.
4. 51% love goddess 49% bitch
5. My sexual preference is no.
6. My body is a temple. Now get one your knees and pray.
7. It's not size that counts, it's... no, wait, size does count.
8. Remember you horny peice of dirt, girls are made of sugar, spice and everything nice.
9. Men are like hardwood floors. Lay them right and you cam walk all over them forever.
10. Save your breath for your inflatable date.

And never forget that men have feelings too, but who really cares? ;)

Sara