Everyone goes south, every now and then...

[poisonavery]

Haha, two weeks ago I had no job and now I have two jobs. The plant nursery needs someone, temporarily, to come in and do some watering. Don't know how long "temporarily" entails, whether it be a few days or a few weeks, but hey. Not like I'm doing anything else

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[lovingthecubs]

and the look on his face just brought tears to my eyes.

That's such a heart shattering feeling. :[

The three people: David Wright, Nash, and Utley. No fair if you simply kill David! lol

[poisonavery]

Okay well, first I'd marry David, cheat on him with Nash and Utley, and then I'd kill David for the money. How's that? ;P

[missyousofaar]

...It's tough, but I think the kid will be okay. I personally would have found it amusing. But...yeah

Okay, Marry, Fuck, Kill

Tom Glavine
David Wright
Steve Avery

[poisonavery]

lol I would find Glavine and Maddux addressing each other as "Mister" hilarious too.

Okay I am ttly marrying Avery because, based on all I've read, I love his personality, and based on video I've watched, I love his curveball.

*sigh* I guess I'm fucking Glavine because I'm not fucking David...*kills David*

[missyousofaar]

Hahaha, that's because it is hilarious.

...Why not fuck Avery and marry Tom?

Aw, poor David. :P *snorts*

[poisonavery]

Are you kidding? Marry Tom and put up with his ego and emo-y BS? Hecks no. Avery and I would totally get along. Foreverz.

[missyousofaar]

Oh, and Perverted!Tom. *dies laughing* I can imagine it in my head, and it's like. *haha*

[owllover711]

Yay for enjoyable employment! :-)

Aww, I'm glad to hear Kendrick will be able to pitch. That was not fun to watch. Randomly, Kendrick is yummy. :-9

Holy crap, I would have laughed if I'd been that kid cause I would have gotten the joke. @_@ I hope I never get that bent out of shape over the Cardinals. >_>

I'll give you 3 MFK trios:

Jeff Francoeur
Brian McCann
Mark Teixeira

Scott Olsen
Jeremy Hermida
Rick Vandenhurk

Brian Roberts
Nick Markakis
Erik Bedard

[poisonavery]

I am too. The fact that he started the year in AA and came straight up to Philly. And now he's our de facto ace, and so eager to just keep on learning and building on everything. But, LOL you think Kendrick is yummy!? I think he's just...I don't know, slightly funny-looking and his hair is a weird color. But he is just so poised and cool under pressure and confident, and a soft-tosser to boot. ♥

Frenchy must die, I can not stand him. He seems like such a cock plus he has that shit-eating grin that I wanna smack. I guess I'll marry Heap because he is very sweet and dorky and that's cool by me. I guess that leaves me to fuck Teixiera, which, no big deal, I still think of him as a Ranger and he may not be a Brave next year anyway. And it's not like I'm repulsed by him or anything.

See, this is tricky. Because both Herm and Hurk grew up Braves fans (well, Hurk was a Smoltz fan which is just as bad, if not worse), and Scotty's got anger management issues, but he does seem like a pretty good guy when his temper is flairing

[blinding_voip]

A-Row, JRoll, Chutley!

part 2: Mike Jacobs, Dan Uggla, Jeremy Hermida.

[poisonavery]

Okay I know I'm marrying J-Roll because I heart J-Roll. And uh. A-ROW AND CHUTLEY CAN DO IT WITH EACH OTHER! AND I KILL THE BULLPEN!!

Marry: Herm
Fuck: J (but only Skinny!J)
Kill: Dan because his batting average sucks and he disgraced me when I wore my Uggla tee.

[owllover711]

And uh. A-ROW AND CHUTLEY CAN DO IT WITH EACH OTHER!

*falls down dead* *revives* I'd pay money to watch that. *falls down dead again*

Kill: Dan because his batting average sucks and he disgraced me when I wore my Uggla tee.

O_o So he is no longer your Uggs?? Man...nothing lasts in this world...*shakes head sadly*

[poisonavery]

LOL he is still Mah Uggs, he just sucks at hitting. And I don't wanna marry him or do him so yeah. He gets THE AX.