i've got my fingers crossed on a shooting star

[poisonavery]

I'm sure Mets fans, insightful and intelligent as they are, know without blinking whose stats for his last 7 starts of the 2007 season were:

Wins: 2
Losses: 4
ERA: 5.11
HR: 9
Total Hits: 44 hits in 45 innings

....

Johan Santana's! Duh! Who were you thinking

Comments

[missyousofaar]

Niiiiiiiiiiiice. And silver platter? COME ON. It's Johan. At gold platter at the least. Maybe platinum. :P

[poisonavery]

WITH A THOUSAND SWAVORSKI DIAMONDS ENCRUSTING IT.

[cosmosmariner]

Don't forget that you have to sacrifice your firstborn in order to wash it properly.