Any one have any good jokes to share, I'll be poping on and off today, would love a good laugh...and as you can see I've been getting some good ones through email :)
Mr. Draven's Joke of the day
anonymous
May 11 2006, 11:25:43 UTC
A policeman is strolling through the park one day and happens to approach a blonde woman sitting on one of the benches reading a newspaper.The woman looks very distraught and sad.As he gets closer to the woman,he says,"Ma'am? Are you ok?" The blonde woman looks up with tears in her eyes and says,"Yes,but I was reading this newspaper article about 10 Brazilian policemen killed in the line of duty and it made me very sad." The policeman said,"Yes,that is bad news." Then, with a look of perplexity on her face,the blonde said, "By the way ? How many is in a Brazilian ?"
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The blonde woman looks up with tears in her eyes and says,"Yes,but I was reading this newspaper article about 10 Brazilian policemen killed in the line of duty and it made me very sad."
The policeman said,"Yes,that is bad news."
Then, with a look of perplexity on her face,the blonde said,
"By the way ? How many is in a Brazilian ?"
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