Oh my fucking god, what part of "THEN DON'T GO" don't they understand? I think I must have repeated myself at least three times in there. I got friends. There's a party. My friends will be at that party. I'm going. I don't use magic much to begin with. HOLY FUCKING GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS THE FUSS??!?!
I've been looking at these emails all day. Everyone seems to only focus on what part they want to. Everyones panties are in a bunch. Makes me want to take a boxcutter to the lot. Jesus, I almost feel sorry for Jou and Lucy and the lot. Hell, almost for Jimmy Hookwink that sleezy sonuvabitch...
I'm going to the goddamn party come hell or high water and who knows - I can just see it now. Some dumb fuck I hate fucks up and decides he's going to be a hero or a show-off. Hell, part of me just wants to go to see who will get downed first. The dumb fucks. Once the first one goes, God knows they'll be like lemmings.
Oh my shit, I could get rid of all the people I hate in one night... oh my fuck, why didn't I think of that before?
Heh, but you know, now that I've said that Fate's gonna take a huge meaty chunk outta my ass and I'll be the first pricked for no other reason than I mouthed off in my head.
Goddamn... I hope at least one person I dislike gets it...
Time to pack.