i had seven faces, thought i knew which one to wear

[poisoned_pen]

"mom, what is this spatula doing in aunt ewa's gift bag?"
"it's a gift."
"you're giving her a spatula?"
"yes."
"why?"
"because i have too many."
"that's like giving someone a plastic fork as a gift."
"what's the problem?"

true story.

Comments

[subficial]

funniest thing ever.
ever

[poisoned_pen]

=) i won, too. no spatulas as gifts anymore.

[whirligig]

haha my mom's like that, too. only my dad broke her favorite spatula in the dishwasher (uhh..?) so now she's probably praying for someone like your mom to come along.

[mandoir]

well if you consider the many uses of a spatula as a murder weapon, it could be quite essential.

[poisoned_pen]

hahahah!

i have no witty comment. yours was too great. and [true?]