Well, well... Hello to all and sundry that I... haven't "met", as of yet.
I would not have thought it possible, but there is a campus larger than my last school! I'm impressed!
Things are going well... I've moved in properly, and it seems I have a roommate! How exciting! I can't wait to meet them!
[ME]
This is the most disgusting campus I have ever seen in my entire life. And I have to walk half way across it ever day to get to my classes, it seems! This could not get any worse.
And this roommate business... Who decided this?! Isn't there somewhere where we can register complaints?1 It's a woman! A woman! I hate women...
[/ME]
[BATMAN]
I need your help, ye inhaler of much food, which I will pay you in.
[/BATMAN]