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[poisonous_womb]

My house is gone. Sybil and I woke up. In the snow. And it was gone.

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THE CATHOLIC CHURCH STOLE MY HOUSE!!!

...May Sybil and I stay with anyone for a while, please, darlings?

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[songless_psiren]

Err... I rather doubt the Catholic Church had anything to do with your house disappearing, Noah. I am sorry, though, that's awful for you. You're welcome at my house, if you'd like.

[poisonous_womb]

Where else could my house have gone, darling?! There's no other explanation except for the Catholic Church!

...And than you, darling, I do appreciate that. When should we stop by?

[songless_psiren]

...Mmhmm. *chews on her tongue a little* ...I'm sure I would know if my Church stole your house. *sighs* It's just the dimensions acting up again, I'm sure. I mean, it was hardly a normal house to begin with. It probably went back to wherever it came from.

Of course. Um, whenever you like, really. It wouldn't take me very long to get a room ready for you and Sybil. *juggling in her mind, trying to decide whether it would be more disastrous to put her in the same wing as Al or Hei*

[poisonous_womb]

...Went back to wherever the Catholic Church took it... *grumbles softly to herself*

Oh, thank you, thank you, darling! Sybil and I appreciate this very much.

[can_i_eat_it]

*frowns* Bad Catholic Church is being bad again?

[poisonous_womb]

Yes, they are! *stamps her foot* I can't believe those... those rapscallions, HMPH!!!

[can_i_eat_it]

*frowns more* Bad Mean Catholic Church should stop being mean to nice friend Noah!

[xing_is_mine]

Xing has had many problems with the Catholic Church. Have they given you problems before?