oh god...

[poisonouspoison]

My dad just called me to tell me that the dog ran into the woods, and he can't find him. He sounded really worried and close to tears. hahahaha. He was also really drunk, and he said that my mom is mad at him because: (and I quote) "It's fuckin Friday night and I got my dancin' shoes on... well, maybe I just got boots on but whatever... she's

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[fourdegrees]

once again, your dad is a real american hero.
also, i miss you tara. i will be calling soon. soon.

[poisonouspoison]

You're right, my dad pretty much defines the word 'hero'...
Please do call me soon, I miss you silly boy!

[borndizzy]

hahaha. first off, your dad would be lost without milo...he'd have no one to whisper/grunt sweet nothings to. secondly...i don't even know what to say. that has to make it into the top 5 sayings of jerry fleck. but i don't think that anything will ever beat the underground homes in tornado alley.

haha

[poisonouspoison]

One of my favorites:
"If I wanted to pay thirty dollars for a piece of fish, I'd throw my wallet in the river!"

*These and other assorted quotes featured in the new book "Jerry Fleck's Thinks on Stuff," Due out in the fall of 2005!*