im celebraiting this holiday verry well hello guiness

i wake up every morning and one sock is off my foot every time

went to my great grandmums funeral last night i couldent sleep for shit the whole night im supost to be in class right now but im to tired to do any thing my shits going down the drain and i suck at life

friday i went to a internet porn and sex addiction lecture not that im addicted to net porn and sex but i got extra credit if i went and i was the only guy who went i felt like a adult in michael jacksons house i just didnt fit in with the croud

any way to morrow to celebrait presidents day im gonna wear my hey george w fuck you and your dad t

mann im so my brothers car talked otm e today and i twas all like system ready and it alked back to me and my borther was like driveing so fucking fast and we almost hist this dear ad iw taas sooooo cooll man cause he stoped so fast it was like he could sotp on a dime and shit like that and tehrs as skunt aout side the ouse gut i shot it with this ( Read more... )

um i saw a girl today with a happy trail and i puked

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turns out the reason my mum wasnt home was cause she had to take my grand mum to the emergency room cause my grand mum almost died she took some medicine and had a elergic reaction to it and made her blood pressure go way up her veins in her body were about to burst n stuff so yeah im glad my grandmum is ok but still pissed that my mum wasnt here ( Read more... )

not dead yet

if no one was there to watch jesus die woudl we stillb e saved