Scott and everyone will appreciate this

[poissonnette]

So I read int he paper today about how excellent our homeland security is. They let a "bizarre-acting" man into the US from Canada, even though he was carrying brass knuckles, pepper spray, a sword, a hatchet, and a chainsaw with blood on it. He informed them taht he worked for the president

Comments

[theskyitwasgold]

Oh, wow.

Just

wow.

[kateyj]

I was just about to say that exactly. No joke. So ditto.