I feel guilty and small :[

ps. I went with a totally different Audrey picture..and by "totally different" i mean "totally perfect" !! Where my vicodin at, Hodge Podge?

Oh yeah, and an 18 year old babe at my work has a crush on me. He refers to me as "Boss Hottie"..I smell a scandal.

jjjjeeeaaaah!

eeeeeek! I'm falling hardhardhardhaaard for this one. I'm not used to someone treating me like such a lady. opening doors, calling me lovely, taking care of drunk me, and walking me to my door. Wtf?? People actually still do that stuff? And I'm not even putting out. I'm happy in the most adorable sense...It's really nice after dealing with the ( Read more... )

You make me so giddy and smiley and happy that my brain melts ( Read more... )

It's amazing what a little PMA and time will do. I'm genuinely happy, who knew! That was a little gay, accidental poem ( Read more... )

The person I cared about most in the world just up and left. He abandoned me the only way he knows how; mommy style. "You definitely are your mothers son." When I said that to you I cringed, but I had no idea you would go through so much to prove me right. Cats got your tongue? I don't even know if you're alive or not, but unfortunately I'm sure ( Read more... )

I haven't written in this thing since Christmas, wtf? I got a job at a new pet kennel, and I'm stoked as all hell. I'll be getting paid eleven dollars and hour to chill with people's pets all day, give them medicine and cuddle the shit out of them..and then clean up the shit I cuddled out. Fuck my old job, this place is hooking me the fuck up and I ( Read more... )

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So I was aware that we had a mouse about 4 months ago which caused me to stand on chairs a lot. Then one night he darted out of the closet and I had a panic attack and died. By the time I came back to life he was sitting on my futon just munching. So I finally realized how cute the little baby was, and fell in love with him. The next few nights ( Read more... )

i can honestly say that i gave shit before you stabbed me in the back multiple times. for future reference... honesty+giving a fuck-having drugged out sex with her boyfriend=friendship. YOU'RE WELCOME ( Read more... )

no one else would walk 50 blocks at 3:30 am, when it's tucson freezing outside just to see my face ( Read more... )