sent to me by my mother... think she's saying something?

[poke_the_dragon]

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRYTALE!!!!

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl  
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,  
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never  had 
to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't  get 
fat, traveled more, had many lovers,

Comments

the creature across the hall snarled online

[anonymous]

I like it. Really, truly like it. Screw relationships--all these sacrifices you make for a little stability and a constant source of ass? Did the dawning of the vibrator change nothing?

Bah, humbug. I'll probably appreciate my constant source of ass in a few days. It *is* cute and caring and a good cook. But, GRRR, dammit, GRRR!