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biggapingmouth in pokedressing

because why not?

Apr 23, 2011 11:52

[There is a Gible blocking your way.

Apparently, he's staring at you right now with his hungry eyes.

What should you do?]

it is delicious food, user: biggapingmouth, this is cracktastic, i am a moron, holy shit a trap

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awesome_trainer April 23 2011, 04:20:19 UTC

[SOB NOT YOU AGAIN.

WE REMEMBER YOU TRYING TO EAT OUR SCARF LAST TIME WE SAW YOU.

So Jun is now going to attempt side-stepping around you.]

biggapingmouth April 23 2011, 04:22:52 UTC

[Hey, hey Jun.

Gible is eying on you man.]

awesome_trainer April 23 2011, 04:29:48 UTC

[...J-Just walk away and ignore it, Jun. Ignore the eyes that are practically piercing into your soul, man...

Continues side-stepping around you and now proceeding to try walking away...]

biggapingmouth April 23 2011, 04:30:54 UTC

[You may or may not hear tiny footsteps because... oh look, the Gible is following you right now!]

awesome_trainer April 23 2011, 04:34:53 UTC

[Oh, he hears it alright...

...M-Maybe if we just pretend we haven't noticed it following us yet it'll go away?]

biggapingmouth April 23 2011, 04:38:11 UTC

[FOOTSTEPS COMING CLOSER]

awesome_trainer April 23 2011, 04:39:48 UTC

[...WALKING FASTER NOW.]

biggapingmouth April 23 2011, 04:42:05 UTC

[LOOK LOOK HE'S COMING EVEN CLOSER.]

1/2 awesome_trainer April 23 2011, 04:43:13 UTC

[T-TAKING VERY LONG, VERY FAST STRIDES...

...OH SCREW IT.]

awesome_trainer April 23 2011, 04:44:28 UTC

[Jun suddenly breaks into a run is now running away as fast as possible from the Gible. Dignity? Not important right now, all that matters is RUNNING AWAYYYY...]

biggapingmouth April 23 2011, 04:48:41 UTC

[Hey, you're pretty fast. WELL BRB MAKING A HOLE AND SWIMMING THROUGH THE GROUND JUST SO HE CAN CATCH UP TO YOU QUICKLY. So notice a large fin on the ground following you instead Jun.]

awesome_trainer April 23 2011, 04:52:02 UTC

[OH GOD THIS IS LIKE JAWS THE MOVIE D8

Jun keeps on running away as fast as possible, zigzagging around trees to make it harder for the Gible to follow until he thinks he's managed to get quite enough distance and notes he can't see the shark-like fin coming up out of the ground anymore, so Jun ducks and hides behind a tree to catch his breath, hoping that he managed to lose the Gible... Why he didn't think to just fly away with one of his Pokemon is beyond me...]

1/2 biggapingmouth April 23 2011, 04:54:14 UTC

[Well you're safe now. Because Gible isn't around anymore!

except not.]

biggapingmouth April 23 2011, 04:55:17 UTC

[SUDDENLY THAT SAID TREE JUST SPLITS INTO HALF.

AND THERE COMES OUT A GIBLE.]

awesome_trainer April 23 2011, 04:58:38 UTC

[WHAT]

1/2 biggapingmouth April 23 2011, 05:02:55 UTC

[OBVIOUSLY, YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.]

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