Comments | pokedressing: this is a teen intro week or something

foreveramullet in pokedressing

this is a teen intro week or something

Jan 05, 2012 07:29

[Today is the big day! The big day on which this guy here is getting his own, brand new house. Now that he is CLEARLY AN ADULT and his parents are leaving, he needs to find his own home and embark on his own journey of life. By which I mean spend most of his time nerding over legends, occasionally make friends with ghosts and get known as the crazy ( Read more... )

user: foreveramullet, character introduction

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stalkerwithacap January 5 2012, 00:48:11 UTC

[... wow, people his age actually use that hairstyle?]

foreveramullet January 5 2012, 00:59:20 UTC

[OOC: I LOVE YOU ♥
And yes, Gold. Yes they do. By which I mean nobody his age actually does that, but Morty is, well... a bit of a special case. MULLETS ARE AMAZING, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

Also sorry, Gold, but he's not going to pay much attention to you. You look like a kid his age, and, from his experience, kids his age are boring. Of course, that stare you're giving him IS going to get a bit of his attention, but it's not something he's not used to. So yes, he's most likely to just... walk past you. HE HAS A LEGENDARY TO PROVE HIS WORTH TO, YOU KNOW, HE IS A BUSY MAN.]

team_bolt January 5 2012, 01:02:33 UTC

[Watch out for the vines trailing on the ground, "BUSY MAN" of fourteen]

foreveramullet January 5 2012, 01:15:26 UTC

[WHAT VINES. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT THERE ARE NO VINES. HE WILL JUST CARRY ON WITH HIS QUEST KTHNXBAI]

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hark_a_suicune January 5 2012, 00:53:55 UTC

[...
That face
That sweater
That awful, outdated hairstyle-]

Morty?!?

[WHY ARE YOU SO YOUNG HE CANNOT EVEN. ISLAND WHY.]

foreveramullet January 5 2012, 01:13:11 UTC

[...whoah what is with that outfit. He is pretty sure that's too much fabu for one person and it... looks so uncomfortable. MAN, IS HE GRATEFUL FOR HIS OVERSIZED SWEATER.
...
Wait a second, was that his name right now? He IS a bit of celebrity in Ecruteak, but you really don't look like you're from Ecruteak. Or Johto at all. Heck, not even Kanto-Johto. If anything, he'd bet his money on Hoenn - all the people he's seen wearing that kind of fabulous suits (AND CAPES) were from Hoenn. Not that he's seen a lot of them, but...]

...Have we met?

[Sorry, Eusine, he hasn't met you yet! And he looks even younger than when you two actually met, oops. Clearly this has nothing to do with the fact everybody likes trolling you with pedo. Well, at least he's (sort of) older than your pedocrush Crys! If it's any comfort.]

AND SUDDENLY SUBJECT LINES AND CUSTOM LAYOUTS hark_a_suicune January 5 2012, 02:54:27 UTC

[Nonsense. His outfit is perfectly comfortable! ... if like Eusine you are a skinny dude and can actually fit inside.
And Kanto is perfectly capable of producing fabulous people, thank you very much... Though fine, there might be some Hoenn blood in his ancestry somewhere. Maybe. Depending On The Headcanoner.

... NO MORTY, HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW YOUR BEST FRIE- Oh. Ooooh. Yes, now that you mention it you do look a bit too young to know him.
This can only mean one thing.
He gets to dazzle you all over again.
Brb, putting on his ~mysterious stranger~ face! This is going to be amazing.]

Why, yes we have! In fact, I would say we have more than met!

[/SMOLDER
SGFDFJK HE'S NOT PEDO FOR CRYS
GO AWAY]

THIS IS WONDERFUL. also ooh eusine ooh /swoon foreveramullet January 5 2012, 03:08:10 UTC

[Well, he IS a bit skinny right now (skinnier than his older self, that's for sure) but even then he's sure he wouldn't be able to fit inside. And the sleeves are too long for him anyway and- yeah no he just wouldn't wear something like that ever.

And what is that being dazzled thing you're talking about. He's not dazzled by any strangers, mysterious or not!]

...More than met?

[WHY DOESN'T HE LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.
Also yes you are
so pedo]

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foreveramullet January 5 2012, 02:21:54 UTC

[And amused you will be. Have you seen his glorious faceplanting? Boy is he good at it. Not that he trips over vines much (there aren't many vines to trip over back home, y'see), but when he does, it's always worth watching. He'll get better with time, though.

But enough of that! HE IS ON A SERIOUS QUEST OF PROVING HIS WORTH TO HO-OH. Except he has no idea how exactly to do that, so he's just... probably going to find Ho-Oh. And since Ho-Oh likes high places, he also needs to get somewhere high first.

...Yes, a tree would suffice. Your tree.]

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now I kind of want to have Morty trip over things all the time :|a foreveramullet January 7 2012, 02:25:42 UTC

[HE WILL NOT KEEP THIS UP HE IS NOT A CLUMSY DERP except he actually is. Sometimes. Just stick around for a while, May, and you're guaranteed to see him do something stupid again! Being a silly teen is suffering.

...But if you pay attention, you might notice he is... surprisingly good at climbing? Maybe that's just because you can't trip over vines while climbing trees. But either way, HE'S DOING IT, MAN, HE'S MAKING THIS HAPPEN. He hasn't noticed you yet, though! He's probably just too deep in thought thinking about Ho-Oh. Or maybe he's just an oblivious derp. Nah, it's definitely Ho-Oh.]

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