Eggscellent time wasting! Badum-ching.

[master_of_mon]

[Ash and his Pokemon, both new and old, are all lounging around, sitting in a big circle. They're all chatting and laughing (aside from Charizard, Buizel, and Snorlax, who have opted to nap) They appear to be talking to someone or something sitting in the middle of that circle]

[that something is a solitary green egg]

So ya see? Earthquakes can be scary and all, but there are so many other good things in life! Ya can't be afraid of it. Like, let's see. . .food for one thing! And. . .Circuses! With clowns and more food and stuff. When you hatch, we're totally gonna show you what that's all about. Another cool thing is family! We're all gonna be your family when you hatch! I won't be your real mom, but--

--MOM!! Ah man, I almost forgot. Hey, if anyone sees my Mom around, please let her know I'm okay! Other Ash too, if she hasn't found him yet. Mom, please don't go wanderin' into anything dangerous. Oh man, I have to tell ya about my mom too. She's another good thing in life! She--

[BLAH BLAH BLAH aaand he keeps babbling at the egg. FEEL FREE TO INTERRUPT this tender if weird bonding time. thing.]

((ooc: ffffzt, sleepy now! Will try and pick up things later!))