Green's Therapeutic/Educational Institute for the Socially Impaired
[Yep, he's bored and after talking to a few of the kids here, he feels he can do good with his free time.
After all, it seems he's the only sexually literate person here, so he'll talk about relationships or give a rather twisted pidgeys-and-beedrills talk to whomever so needs it.
Like community service, only with the possibility for detrimental effects.
So pass on by and see what's up, he'll just be chillin' with his feet kicked up on a booth in CMA, under his ever so officially worded sign.]
OOC: Forgive any/everyone ahead of time for foul language and what'll likely be terrible and possibly R-rated advice.