Clearly, everything is Charon's fault.
[Despite it being early July, the weather's fairly mild today. The sun is shining, there's a pleasant hint of a breeze, and... hold on, is that someone shouting from behind you?]
Release that container and return to the residence at once! And you had best not even dare--!
[That's about all you hear before you get thoroughly drenched by a bucket of ice-cold water. And when you open your eyes again after the initial shock to look for the perpetrator, there is Charon standing in plain sight, with a dripping bucket in his hands and a surprised look on his face. There's a crackle of electricity in the air above him, but it's so slight that it's easy to miss.
Either way, it looks like it's pretty obvious who was rude enough to drench you with ice water. Or is it?]
Release that container and return to the residence at once! And you had best not even dare--!
[That's about all you hear before you get thoroughly drenched by a bucket of ice-cold water. And when you open your eyes again after the initial shock to look for the perpetrator, there is Charon standing in plain sight, with a dripping bucket in his hands and a surprised look on his face. There's a crackle of electricity in the air above him, but it's so slight that it's easy to miss.
Either way, it looks like it's pretty obvious who was rude enough to drench you with ice water. Or is it?]