Okay, so fuck the scale that says I've only lost 4 pounds since Vegas.

Because I just ran 3.75ish miles (this 5K was actually just under 4 miles instead of being 3.1) in freaking 37 MINUTES and 49 SECONDS!!! MY PACE WAS FREAKING 9:58!!! 10 MINUTE MILES!!!I have NEVER ran a 10 minute mile (that wasn't last week, for only one mile, on the treadmill ( Read more... )

So in my usual fashion, I get down about something, keep adding shit on to it to make things worse, and then realize, quite suddenly, that I'm being RETARDED and I'm awesome and nothing that's going on is going to be the end of the world. Sure, stuff is going to happen that's upsetting and hurtful and frustrating and confusing, but, as everyone ( Read more... )

On the plus side, when I'm really depressed, I have no appetite.

SO WE WENT TO VEGAS TO SEE CHER AND IT WAS AMAZING. But horrifically expensive and fattening! I'm gonna be working hard to do damage control on both of those things, but it was great to spend time with my closest friends ( Read more... )

So uh. Greg and I. It's pretty fucking amazing. We've been on 4 (extremely long) dates in the past 12 days. We've admitted we're pretty much crazy about each other and his friends have accidentally let slip that he told everyone (family and coworkers included) about me after the first date. and YES I've hung out with some of his friends and we all ( Read more... )

SO LAST WEDNESDAY I WENT ON A DATE ( Read more... )

Tyler e-mailed me. Saying he read my twitter. Says I must be having a great life. Talking about how I'm going on dates again. Asking if we'll ever be friends.

wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff. I don't think he knows how much he fucked me over at the end.

:(

I'M GOING ON A VACATION (LIKE AN ADULT). OH GOD I'M SO EXCITE ( Read more... )

THE LAST TWO DAYS HAVE BEEN SO GOOD. I'm including the 30th and the 31st into my collective definition of "new year's" because that's when I had time off ( Read more... )

Jesus Christ ( Read more... )