Today I met a poodle who is almost as insufferably excitable as Roland (if that's possible). Dominique, the director of the play we're doing for Bedlam, lives with her mum in this little flat with a little dog. He jumps and licks and iceskates around on tiles and does crazy eyes, but - this is awesome - he doesn't bark! And he's so small, heh. I have to say, he's one of the first dogs to instantly win me over. It's probably the non-barking thing.
I think Roland has phallic issues. That's why he always has to carry the biggest stick, see? If he were a human he'd insist on owning a big Mercedes.
I'm doing quite well today at replying to posts with more words than the original post contained. One day I'll drown in my own verbosity.
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I think Roland has phallic issues. That's why he always has to carry the biggest stick, see? If he were a human he'd insist on owning a big Mercedes.
I'm doing quite well today at replying to posts with more words than the original post contained. One day I'll drown in my own verbosity.
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