I hung out with the crew for the first time in a long time on saturday night. me and del negro made fools out of anyone that tried to challenge me to a round of pool, especially that loser shackleton. he no longer has a name cause he is that much of a loser. i played with a switch too, that was fun. and im a grammar god. and im getting good at ( Read more... )

Its kinda funny how the survival of our species relies on the insertion of a penis into a vagina and following thrusting motion that results in the transfer of semenal fluid.
Tim

Yea, today kinda sucked, well, it really sucked, but I'm over it.
Tim

Today the most absurd thing ever happened. I was driving along, and came up to a stop sign. So I stop, look both ways, and wham, someone rear ends me. Now not only was I still wondering what just went on, but then the person has the gall to get out of their car, and start yelling at me! I was like, woman (of course it was a woman, everyone ( Read more... )

Way back in the good ol frontier days when everyone carried a rifle, and it was permissible to shoot someone if they were pissing you off lived a man by the name of Daniel Boone. Some people may recognize the name, but they do not recognize the aura surrounding it. Sure he was a great shot and a famous frontiersman, but I doubt you knew he was so ( Read more... )

zap buddy, this is your new icon. and i dont want to hear any bitching or moaning about how its immature or inappropriate. laugh, cause you know its friggin funny. so shut up and enjoy.
Tim

so there once was this man, his name was william. at a young age his father and brother, his sole caretakers went off to war. they came home, lying dead on the back of a wagon. william shed a tear or two out of respect, but inside he was stirring the cauldron of war. william grew up with his uncle from a far away land. his uncle was a learned man ( Read more... )

what is wrong with you frickin people? i write a gem of a last journal entry and you bastards are too cheap to comment on it? what is this, i scroll down my friends page, and gee wiz, i see bundles and oodles of comments being thrown around. hell, most of them are as dell would say "badinage", AKA stupid meaningless shit. if this entry goes ( Read more... )

its hard to be as ghetto as i am. today i was strolling along, one hand supporting my groinage, the other holding up the back of my pants in my michelin man parka and some thug has the nerve to try and end my life. i was like, jigga what? pulled out my nickel nine glock 18 and showed a brotha the afterlife. damn straight kids, best watch your ( Read more... )

i wish i could ride my bike. i need to do some serious riding this spring.
Tim