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[polaris_ere]

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Conservative U.S. evangelist Pat Robertson, who called for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, said on Wednesday he was misinterpreted and there were a number of ways to "take him out" including kidnapping

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[geoncic]

I'm sure he meant take him out to a bar or a nice restaurant... there's a resonable explanation, i'm sure.

[polaris_ere]

I think you're onto something here, Paul.

All those years spent repressing homosexual urges can sure do a number on your psyche.

Although..that would make for some interesting fundy-dictator masochistic porn.

//you know I'd watch it ;)

[shawnmichel]

Oh, I forgot. The Commandment is against -killing-, but -not- against kidnapping. Ah. Silly me.

That's right: It sez right here! Sermon of the Mount: "Blessed are the kidnappers, for theirs shall be a televangelism show with true mindless sheep for followers."

I need to brush up on my Scripture.

Shawn

[polaris_ere]

Yesterday he was calling for murder.

Today he's (further) proven himself to be a pathological liar.

I can't wait to see which commandment his Almighty Tool instructs him to veto tomorrow.