Comments | polarityofsound: The Quandary

polarityofsound

The Quandary

Mar 16, 2007 20:04

So, here's the thing: I hate my current job, but I can't think of anything else I'd like to do. I'm stuck. So I'm asking y'all for help in finding me a new career path. Here's the sitch as it stands now:

Strengths

Typing skills

Mad BA skillz

Little aversion to kissing ass

Charm/smarm

Ability to pick shit up quickly

Work ethic

Limiting factors

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anonymous March 17 2007, 17:54:37 UTC

Astrologer. I've always thought you should be a professional astrologer. Seriously. You love it, you know tons about it, you get to study all sorts of arcane shit and sound really enlightened, and it will probably totally wig your parents out.

In the meantime, while you're attending astrology school, work as a receptionist at a snooty ass spa, you make good money and schmooch corporate ass all day.

anonymous March 17 2007, 17:56:27 UTC

oh, and I can kinda see you getting into Traditional Chinese Medicine too. Have you ever tried acupuncture?

(which reminds me, I still owe you a massage, and I'm dying to do a shiatsu treatment on you. I think you'll like it. I'll be visiting the parents in July probably, so pencil me in)

polarityofsound March 18 2007, 04:44:07 UTC

Heh. Mom has long sinced ceased to be wigged out by my astrology habit, but becoming a professional astrologer, that might just do the trick.

Though, sadly, I'm not sure you can live on an astrologer's (or acupuncturist's) pay unless you're, like, Sylvia Brown or someone, and/or run a sketchy 1-900 service. Yikes.