A private school called Pimp Whistle Academy.
The Slogan:

Pimp Whistle Academy - For all them Pimp's and Ho's kids

1. I used to colour my grapes with crayola markers and eat them ( Read more... )

I heard the message then I rang it off the hook ( Read more... )

I love Clamato Juice
With Pepper
And Tabasco, not one, not two, but 8 dashes.
Over ice
AND if the timing is right
with vodka.

Oh, me, oh, my...Clamato you get me high.

The end.

I'm eating sour lifesavers.

I am happy these days.
Nap with me?

bye.

The new years get together went off without any big hitches.
It was a relief.

I bitched out the Chinese food restaurant.
They took 30% off the bill.
I should use that voice more often haha.

Happy New Year and such.

Resolutions!
- Lose weight
- Start career
- Love

Hoorah.
Bye.

It's 3:00 am.
I can't sleep.
Shit got too complicated tonight.
I'm done.

G'night and G'bye.

Let's get this straight ( Read more... )

I want you and ( Read more... )

Last night's staff party for the Drop-In was nuts ( Read more... )