Going in order from first to last:
Michelle eats lunch funny.
Mrs. G-Unit is my favorite teacher.
Jessica hates pictures.
Derek gets owned.
...no comment.
I bite Alicia, she thinks its funny
Alicia looks like the girl from the grudge.
But prettier. And she's a junior, she can drive, we go places.
Alicia insisted she take one of me. She's got a knack for photography, I think.