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[policework]

Forgetting the fact that I really don't want to know how he got my body in here in the first place.

Could someone please slip a magazine under the door?

And possibly call in sick for me? I don't think I get 'Handcuffed to a sleeping vampire' days in my care package.

[ooc Lololol handcuffed to Henry. I can't decide if Celluci is Oscar or Felix. I

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[stokerwasahack]

[Thankfully, is wearing pants, and also left Celluci half the bed.]

[policework]

[Mike attempts to maneuver himself off of the bed without waking Henry up, and gives up on that effort when he remembers who, exactly, he's chained to.]

[stokerwasahack]

[Celluci can do whatever he chooses to until sunset, within the limits of the cuffs. That Henry didn't taken any particular precautions against him before sunrise demonstrates a modicum of trust in the detective.]

[policework]

[Mike is, of course, either unappreciative or he just doesn't think on that as he lowers himself off the bed, arm lying back and linking the two.]

[He bides his time. Bide, time, bide.]

[ariselikefire]

Disturbing, isn't it?

I'll track you down a book.

[policework]

What, you know from experience? ...Don't answer that.

If you could get some donuts, while you're at it?

[ariselikefire]

Perpetuating the stereotype, aren't you?

[policework]

It's stereotype for a reason.

And it's also easter Sunday.