i almost got arrested for "indecent exposure" because i was dancing in a park naked.

Your Birthdate: July 24

Born on the 24th, you have a greater capacity for responsibility and helping others than your may have realized ( Read more... )

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YOU'RE WELCOME.

Got kicked out of prom-because someone was being a little out of control-punched some kid in the face twice. Oh yeah!

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Let us all low lifes rejoice and celebrate, because civilization has officially reached peak oil. 2005 baby. After this, a steep decline into mayhem and chaos! 4 billion people will be gone by 2090. Post industrial stone age. Tribal wars! World wars! Who knows!

"It has often been said that, if the human species fails to make a go of it here on Earth, some other species will take over the running. In the sense of developing high intelligence this is not correct. We have, or soon will have, exhausted the necessary physical prerequisites so far as this planet is concerned. With coal gone, oil gone, high- ( Read more... )

My hair smells like fire and ass whooping AGAIN!

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to ( Read more... )

My hair smells like fire and ass whooping.