Comments | polishmysoul: To Tonya, Holly, and Jessica

polishmysoul

To Tonya, Holly, and Jessica

Feb 10, 2005 19:39

Friend,

When you are sad,
.I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue,
I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile,
I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared,
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about ( Read more... )

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deadfreakangel February 10 2005, 17:41:09 UTC

awww...thanks rere..

i would totally help you move a body..but i would let you take the fall ALL on your own buddy! lol...

polishmysoul February 10 2005, 17:59:41 UTC

I knew I could count on you rere...

So, his name is Jack..and hes out in the Subway dumpster, its the closest place I could find. Meet me there a noon tomorrow...lmao

I love you Rere!! *hugs*

xchqitabananax February 10 2005, 17:55:08 UTC

thats freakin hilarious...and i pledge the same. in my case, a friend will post bail to get you out of jail, a true friend is sitting beside you in the 6 x 9 saying "God, that was great, lets do that one again!" i love you, trexie!

polishmysoul February 10 2005, 18:00:55 UTC

I totally ALWAYS say that.
My friend Susan told me that.
Shes in the pin now... And I cant post bond, and I DONT want to be sitting there beside her and the female Bubba... But im beside her in spirit!!! lmao

I love u too!!

xchqitabananax February 10 2005, 18:08:26 UTC

oh Jesus, thats great! my mom used to tell me that all the time. Dont find friends who'll get you out of jail. Find one's who sit there with you and talk about how much fun your crime was....its hysterical!

polishmysoul February 10 2005, 18:13:23 UTC

Her crime was a wee bit too much for me.
Although we had great times.
We "broke into" the Holtz mansion. (which wasnt really breaking in because the window was open, or missing, and we just thought it was a door for munshkins...(good excuse, right??))
We went to the Gates of Hell on my b-day... and got ran out by weird ppl. And then Blake jumped outta the car while it was moving and took off through the woods like he was possessed and she stopped the car and ran after him. Ending result... some hysterical laughing and blake with the crotch ripped outta his pants.
We got followed by a really hott guy. And we stopped at the red light and she got his number.
We went to tennessee and she flased every trucker there and back, and AGAIN got some really hot guys number....
Man, I could go on and on...

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turnmetothesky February 10 2005, 18:16:13 UTC

"insert clever comment"

there are you happy now
:P