Szesnaście -- Written

[polishrule]

[If there's one thing Poland has noticed it's that nobody seems very happy. Which is pretty impressive that he's noticed. But it's really hard not to when people are talking about death and all that. But he knows people come back so he can't really see why people are staying so depressed. After all, they come back.

And if there's one thing Poland is

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[voice]

[minimonsterdad]

...

Why Polish.

[voice]

[minimonsterdad]

[Even the idea of this person being a UN delegate is making him despair.]

... Is that so. The Polish standard is slipping, is it...

[WRITTEN]

[polishrule]

What?? No! My standards are really high!!!

[Really missing the point here, Poland.]

[voice]

[minimonsterdad]

[Clearly, he must apply the same standards to his written language.]

No doubt. Would you say that you're representative of the majority of Polish citizens?

[WRITTEN]

[polishrule]

All of them!!

[For a guy that's gone through this kind of conversation a thousand times already, he really is bad at catching where it's going.]

[voice]

[minimonsterdad]

[Yep.]

... The Polish standard is slipping.

[WRITTEN]

[polishrule]

No it isnt!! Ive been awesome forever.

[voice]

[minimonsterdad]

Sure, sure.

Okay, then. If I wanted to get happy and become Polish, how would I go about doing that here?

[WRITTEN]

[polishrule]

Just tell me!! I can make you Polish

Do you want to be?

[voice]

[minimonsterdad]

No paperwork? No required period of residency? I've never even set foot in Poland.

[WRITTEN]

[polishrule]

If we were back in Poland youd have to do all that but since we're here its all my rules now!

[voice]

[minimonsterdad]

Then what's the point?! Just calling someone "Polish" won't change a thing!

[WRITTEN]

[polishrule]

Because if I say youre Polish then youre totally Polish duh!!!

[IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.]

[voice]

[minimonsterdad]

If I say you're an idiot, would it make you one?

[WRITTEN]

[polishrule]

No!!!

[voice]

[minimonsterdad]

Then you see my point.