【 四 】 ｓｋｅｌｅｔｏｎｓ ｏｎ ｐａｒａｄｅ

[politerudeness]

[ SO, GUESS WHO WAS JUST ATTACKED BY A LIVING ROASTED TURKEY? This guy! And guess who dealt with it with a katana and by utterly destroying it into (very neat and clean) little pieces? THIS GUY. Of course, with the turkey being empty on the inside, there isn't really anything left to eat ;3; So, housemates will find Japan sitting calmly in the

Comments

[badend_syndrome]

No...I'm pretty sure that this is the first time that has happened, nano desu.

[politerudeness]

Then, how about food that sprays acid on the one who touches it?

[miss_enma_ai]

It is not surprising.

[politerudeness]

That I received multiple answers like this... it seems that the food in here is a bit dangerous...!

[miss_enma_ai]

Everything here is dangerous.

1/2.

[politerudeness]

I-is that so...? Then, I shall no longer leave the house- no, I shall avoid leaving my room at all, and I will not eat the dangerous food this place offers, until I have returned home! There cannot possibly be any other way to survive in this place and avoid all its dangerous things--!

[ /took the word 'everything' a little too literally ]

[tsuntiger]

...About as normal as having blood pour out of it.

[Disturbed? Naaah.]

[politerudeness]

They either attack, pour out blood, or spray acid upon touch... what an odd idea for a prank.

[tsuntiger]

[Well, the acid was news to her...]

That doesn't really count as a prank.

[politerudeness]

Perhaps not.

[vaimoksein]

I hate to say it, but you really can't put anything past this place.

[politerudeness]

.... Does Finland-san speak from experience?

[vaimoksein]

Unfortunately so.

[politerudeness]

...You have my sympathies.