trees
harassing bums
and then ninja-deathing them
a man masturbating vigorously (and none-too-discretely) in a public restroom
and Jake Gyllenhall being just as detached and disillusioned as ever
but it fit the bill
and, Gary, you are so right about the "raining oil" scene. Amazing.

Oh my rad.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/7830/

I am getting one this goddamned instant.

and to think, I traded you for this.

So I woke this morning feeling bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. Spry, even. After milling about the apartment for a few minutes I decided to go for a run around the neighborhood. After the first mile, I felt so good that I would just keep going. Another 4 miles later, I stumbled through the back door and promptly blacked out in front of the ( Read more... )

I've once again come to the determination that I really need to stop consorting with people with severe emotional issues ( Read more... )

NofxNoCry: I'll never forget the time you made made snort 8 lines of blow of off the lid of a dumpster in that alley in Tacoma
NofxNoCry: I owe you one though, we'd never have gotten home if you hadn't stolen that cop car
spanoodle73: yeah but i owe it all to you for taking the wheel while i snorted another lien off the dash to keep my adrenaline

I can now unabashedly say that I have ventured into the darkest corners of my already somewhat disturbed little mind. I'm not talking about that sad little place you go when the big kids take away your lolly; I'm referring to the unpleasant little cerbral alley where all the knives in the house start to look mighty friendly and T.S. Elliot starts ( Read more... )

If you know anything about music, or even if you just think you do, listen to Heartbeat by Damiera on Purevolume.

It put a smile on my face, and today, well...

That's quite the thing.

I saw the most beautiful thing today.

Jesus, I look like hell.